HATE:WRECK:PERIL

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ...but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. - H.P. Lovecraft

Maybe they could get Buster Jones to voice over “Duke’s Dead!”?

wondygirl:

filmthrasher:

THE NEWS BUNDLE: The Rock Confirms ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Reshoots, Rumors Begin That Studio May Be Looking To Bring Back Two Actors

With the news yesterday that already one month from release G.I. Joe: Retaliation would be delayed nine months until early next year, fans are still very surprised and still trying to calm down after the baffling announcement. While it was confirmed this was due to the fact that the film would be converting to 3D for a bigger international box office, rumors continued to swirl that reshoots would take place as well. Now, not only has The Rock confirmed that there will be some new shots, but rumors also suggest that the extra time may bring back one actor who did not return for the sequel, while extending the screen time for another.

*WARNING: Some spoilers follow*

If they are making us wait 9 months adding more footage is the least they can do *grumble grumble*

Regarding the rumors of the returning actors, I am laughing so hard because if the rumor of the second returning actor is true….

SPOILERS for the movie

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wondygirl:

gz1920000:

Seems about right.

That’s pretty much what GI JOE teaches us.

wondygirl:

gz1920000:

Seems about right.

That’s pretty much what GI JOE teaches us.

wondygirl:


[ うそ@モーロック萌え ]

Japan likes GI Joe Renegades? Jawesome.

wondygirl:

[ うそ@モーロック萌え ]

Japan likes GI Joe Renegades? Jawesome.

Two Apocalypse Now shout-outs?

Two Apocalypse Now shout-outs?

(Source: arealamericanhero.com)

I bet “Iron Butt” Austin would have taken the shot

wondygirl:

If he’s not kicking puppies, he’s hiding behind a shield made of girl scouts.

I just fucking love this guy.

wondygirl:

Cobra Commander is a very thoughtful boss who cares about his money employees’ well being.

From Devil’s Due GI Joe vs Transformers #2 vol. 3 Art of War


EDIT: OH SHI- YOU’RE RIGHT! HE DOES LOOK LIKE A PURPLE ZOIDBERG!



OH MY GOD I CANNOT UNSEE!!!!

wondygirl:

No, he’s an awesome Ninja.

This one time this Cobra Ninja tried to get all crazy on Snake Eyes so Snake Eyes just threw a grenade at him and the battle was over.

This is why Snake Eyes is cool, he’s a BAMF Ninja who doesn’t limit himself to swords and shurikens and takes guns and explosives to fights, which already puts him on top of other ninjas.

My only complaint here is that Storm Shadow wouldn’t go down so easy.

Also why is Bill Cosby there? I don’t know.

From poptardsgo.com

wondygirl:

Poor Cobra Commander can never catch a break D:

(via thecjm)

wondygirl:

“G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world”

[X]

(via buttfuckerletgo)

turner-d-century:

Operation Night Flight by William Sno

turner-d-century:

Operation Night Flight by William Sno

(Source: sandiego1978)

I think this was from the GI Joe magazine.

I think this was from the GI Joe magazine.

(Source: hinixumahixibana, via sinyasiki)

epic4chan:

Best thing found on chatroulette ever.  画

epic4chan:

Best thing found on chatroulette ever. 

philnoto:

Scarlett and The Baroness

philnoto:

Scarlett and The Baroness

mrhipp:

SNAKE EYES VS STORM SHADOW. FIGHT!

mrhipp:

SNAKE EYES VS STORM SHADOW. FIGHT!

(via Ivan’s Gallery: Cobra Commander)