June 2012
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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“And now the Centers For Disease Control- also known as the initial villains...”
– CDC Denies Zombie Apocalypse Internet Rumors, ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
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“And that is where David and I disagree. He fears that it will be possible to...”
– The Not-So-Fine Line Between Privacy and Secrecy | ACCELER8OR
So, there was a joke in the department back in the day, that if you needed to write a ticket on someone, you followed them eight blocks. That’s the average distance someone travels before making a traffic violation. Now, imagine...
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“To hear about our DEADLY BLACK IRON pizza specials, just write PIZZA WIDOW on a...”
– Twitter / mattfraction: RT @ActualPerson084: To he
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“After 2 years, Sarien.net has received official authorization from Activision to...”
– Sarien.net - Instant adventure gaming
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Who wants to play some MDA?
newobmij:
Here’s a mostly finished copy of the Mini Dungeon Adventures rules and model pages. I just have to add some illustrations, photos and a little bit of back story before I can make the final rule book.
http://flipitpapercombat.com/downloads/minidungeonthirdrevision.pdf
In the meantime, the game is completely playable. I’ve had it thoroughly tested over the past two weeks and...
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“They parked single file on the grassy edge, turned up their stereos playing...”
– A User’s Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama
CHOOM sounds like old Marvel Monster comics material.
(A BOC fan in the White House…)
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WatchEver wanted to see They Live without Rowdy Roddy Piper?
(Of course you didn’t.)
Maybe I’m just a grumpy old Lloigor, but this just seems a mash of the Akishra, the Ojas-UFOs from the Invisibles, the Puppet Masters and Hexus the Living Corporation. And you’d think between that and Max Von Sydow, that would put this in my wheelhouse.
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“Fresh out on bail, Mr. Spears had a far different story. “I didn’t shoplift...”
– Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart | Country California
May 2012
