The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ...but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. - H.P. Lovecraft

Atari Commercial (via Jusen)

for Jeff.

“But God’s not involved here. The players are Russia, Georgia — and us, as Georgia’s new best pal. The CIA and the Georgians are very, very tight. The reason is the same reason as Iraq: oil. We want Caspian Sea oil, and the pipeline we’re building to take that oil passes through goes through Georgia. Or more specifically, through Adzharia, and into Turkey. America armed and trained the Georgians so they could take back Adzharia, which they did. We got what we wanted, but Saakashvili wants more. He thinks it’s a quid pro quo, and he wants South Ossetia too. The Russians don’t like this at all, and the Ossetians side with the Russians. Or rather, they need the Russians.”
—

THE EXILE - Ossetia: Great Danes and Great Russians - By Gary Brecher - The War Nerd

4 years ago. That’s why I read the man.

“An idea from a dream
The Agent is getting to old for this. He can’t judo chop quite like he used to or shoot quite as straight. He’s still lean and good-looking, but the scars and the grey hair keep telling him to retire. Unfortunately, he’s too loyal to his boss at the Agency. And with command of a dozen languages, intimate knowledge of a dozen world hotspots, and friendly contact around the globe, the Agent is just too good an asset to let walk away. The Kid is way too young to be in the middle of this stuff. But when a computer genius hacks the Agency mainframe and posts an impressive resume to the director’s computer something had to be done. The Kid things we’re playing a game here, so someone had to be assigned as a handler. They fight crime! In my dream the Agent was a friendly guy, tall and lanky, with a penchant for grey suits and striped ties. He liked sushi and motorcycles. The Kid was one of those nerdy little preteen towheads with thickframed glasses.”
— Jeff’s Gameblog, the old one.

Mega Man 3 Title Theme WITH LYRICS (via brentalfloss)

Hell I could shoot the legs off Jeffery Dahmer. Where’s my franchise?

BISHOP OF BATTLE - part 3 (via dwork6)

Ah, Nightmares.

Brave New World (Full Version) (via MiSounder)
The End of the Internet
Man, I’m glad that’s over. It feels like I’ve been doing this for fifteen years.

Freaks - The Creeps (Get On The Dancefloor) Out NOW!! (via datarecordsuk)

Ah, vampire cheerleaders, what can’t you make better?

Put Your Hands Up 4 Detroit - Fedde La Grand (via kerosene1111)

Sometimes, the Internet comes through for an old man.

Camille Jones vs Fedde Le Grand - The Creeps (via sollutions)

Now I have to pick up a copy of the Secretary.

Put Your Hands Up For Detroit - Fedde Le Grand (via qquijada)

It wasn’t until this I realized he was the Boss in the Creeps video. 

Bravo.

Alex Gaudino Ft Shena : Watch Out  (via datarecordsuk)

MAGIC SPONGE! FUCK YEAH!

☆ Alex Gaudino - Destination Calabria (High Quality) ☆ (via deputies)

Red Cliff (new trailer - Engsub) (via cinebao)

John Woo + Three Kingdoms?

Yes, please.

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This is the worst Magic Eye puzzle ever.